The World's Biggest Condom....

It was built by a safe-sex group called "CondomFly," and will take to the skies on a five-continent, 100-city world tour on Dec. 1 to promote World AIDS Day.

The French hope this dirigible prophylactic will come to be known as "The Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex." It can carry three people plus a pilot. And when it hits the United States, I've already asked to go for a ride. I'm hoping Jonah will join in to help promote the cause. And, possibly, try it on.